December 2011
me: *walks in a starbucks*
clerk: hello how can i hlep u
me: i want a starbucks
clerk: ok sure these are the different kinds of coff-
me: NO
me: I
me: WANT
me: A
me: STARBUCKS
me: THE
me: WHOLE
me: BUILDING
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sleighruto:
CLICK HERE FOR MORE FUNNY POSTS I DIDNT MAKE BUT JUST REBLOGGED BUT IT TOOK A LOT OF EFFORT TO REBLOG AND ADD “FOR MORE FUNNY POSTS CLICK HERE” AND LINK TO MY SHITTY BLOG SO I DESERVE THE CREDIT AND A MILLION FOLLOWERS FOREVER ALONE CHALLENGE ACCEPT ME GUSTO
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There are entire galaxies beneath your skin I wish I could reach.
liamdryden:
annijade:
If Americans vote for Republicans in the next election It’ll be like:
George Bush comes into your bedroom and smears shit all over the walls.
So you invite Obama round to clean it up.
he doesn’t clean it very well.
so you invite Bush’s friend round to smear MORE shit on the walls.
If I’ve been following US politics correctly, it’s more like “he doesn’t clean it very...
new year's eve 2008: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2009 is better
new year's eve 2009: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2010 is better
new year's eve 2010: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2011 is better
new year's eve 2011: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2012 is better
“You are not your bra size, nor are you the width of your waist, nor are you the...”
– Unknown
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
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Watchthedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: After a week of shaky, shoddy leaks and bootlegs, the new trailer for Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises has finally been officially released.
The third and final installment in Nolan’s Batman trilogy, which stars Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, and Morgan Freeman, Anne Hathaway, and Tom Hardy, is due to break the box office on July...
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Artist: Joe Hisaishi Title: Howl’s Moving...
fightingtheseas:
i hate when someone is pretty and also funny like stop that you only get one
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye
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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star,
you’re actually a few million years late.
That star is dead.
Just like your dreams.
