February 2012
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they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
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“The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours,...”
– Charles Bukowski
me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
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everyone at my school: i have straight a's i play every sport you've ever heard of and probably at least four that you haven't i have a great boyfriend/girlfriend i love him/her so much my family is amazing we spend all of our free time together i mean the time that i'm not spending reading to homeless blind people or walking dogs with only three legs i do all of my homework on time and all of my teachers love me my life is so good i'm so popular and happy
me: ...i have a blog
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
Benefits of dating me:
You look more attractive by comparison when I stand next to you.
blamscuits:
do you ever do something really stupid and then you just sit there every night for weeks and think about how stupid it was
my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse
January 2012
85 posts
