An act of true love will thaw a frozen heart!
if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism
Men, Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3
Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.
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